For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Aunt:
Roses are red, violets are blue, what dispenses syrup and came from
Canada? Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined a rooster
laying syrup, maple no doubt. You read my mind. Everyone always
labeled you a loser, a looney, the reject of society, but I always
held out for you. When grandma and grandpa kept saying their life was
a mistake because of you, I told them to hold on minute and see what
happens. You showed them! I love it. The painted feathers, the
vibrant colors, the cute neck in the shape of a handle. It's a
porcelenic masterpiece. Love always, your roosterific loving nephew.
-Mike
